I look in the mirror, my only opponent

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Sarcastic asshole from Brooklyn. Nothin but smartass comments, asshole shit, and sarcasm. Wait are smartass comments and sarcasm the same thing? Instagram

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anythingcomic:

In the dog’s defense John’s Facebook profile picture is a car (he doesn’t even own a car). 

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Today’s the day! Finally time for the biggest BBQ in NYC! 3-10 you don’t wanna miss it. Get there early if u wanna get in and actually get a plate. Then the after party at the social butterfly with me and @dj_codeblue on the 1s and 2s. Free entry into the after party with the band from the BBQ. It’s lookin like we might fill the spot up. Only 2 sections left! Drinks, hookah, food, half naked bartenders and henny water guns all on deck! Come through!! #ShmoneyDanceAllDay #90sMusic #Drinks #Hookah #Food #HalfNakedBartenders #HennyWaterguns #TurnUp #WeLive #TheBBQ #TheFollowUp

Today’s the day! Finally time for the biggest BBQ in NYC! 3-10 you don’t wanna miss it. Get there early if u wanna get in and actually get a plate. Then the after party at the social butterfly with me and @dj_codeblue on the 1s and 2s. Free entry into the after party with the band from the BBQ. It’s lookin like we might fill the spot up. Only 2 sections left! Drinks, hookah, food, half naked bartenders and henny water guns all on deck! Come through!! #ShmoneyDanceAllDay #90sMusic #Drinks #Hookah #Food #HalfNakedBartenders #HennyWaterguns #TurnUp #WeLive #TheBBQ #TheFollowUp

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sup niggas?!

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glad to see that worked out. thats jus a lil baby fat lol

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she clicked on my instagram

she clicked on my instagram

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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This Saturday the biggest BBQ in NYC goes down! you don’t wanna miss it. Then the after party at the social butterfly with me and @dj_codeblue on the 1s and 2s. Drinks, hookah, food, half naked bartenders and henny water guns all on deck! Come through!! #Drinks #Hookah #Food #HalfNakedBartenders #HennyWaterguns #TurnUp #WeLive

This Saturday the biggest BBQ in NYC goes down! you don’t wanna miss it. Then the after party at the social butterfly with me and @dj_codeblue on the 1s and 2s. Drinks, hookah, food, half naked bartenders and henny water guns all on deck! Come through!! #Drinks #Hookah #Food #HalfNakedBartenders #HennyWaterguns #TurnUp #WeLive

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tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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iced out in practice?

iced out in practice?

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After the most poppin BBQ in NYC goes down Saturday we havin the after party at the social butterfly. Free admission with your wristband from the BBQ and $100 bottle specials. Dont miss it! Music by yours truly @chillchad and the homie @dj_codeblue so you know it’s goin down!! Only 4 more days of y’all seein this flyer lol #turnup #ImaDJnotApromoter #hookah #drinkspecials #bottlesondeck

After the most poppin BBQ in NYC goes down Saturday we havin the after party at the social butterfly. Free admission with your wristband from the BBQ and $100 bottle specials. Dont miss it! Music by yours truly @chillchad and the homie @dj_codeblue so you know it’s goin down!! Only 4 more days of y’all seein this flyer lol #turnup #ImaDJnotApromoter #hookah #drinkspecials #bottlesondeck